Former Miss Virginia Shannon McAnally’s nude photos appear to have been leaked online.
How a state with a halal name like “Virginia” could choose a brazen nude exhibitionist with an almost certainly busted maidenhead like Shannon McAnally to be their representative boggles the mind. For surely Elizabeth McOrally of Roanoke or even Rebeca O’Vaginally of Falls Church would have been better options.
Speaking of which how can a woman with the surname McAnally take so few photos of her backside, and none of her gaping anus hole? No doubt Shannon’s great-grandmother the famed Irish butt prostitute Scarlett McAnally is rolling over in her grave right now. Of course Scarlett was buried face down ass up at her request, so that would simply put her ride side up… But still the point remains that these nude photos are a slap in the face to Shannon’s degenerate family’s proud rectal lineage.